god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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