Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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