Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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