Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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