we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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