In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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