im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she told me i tasted like america
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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