Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
