yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
is it fun? or sober?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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