dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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