He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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