no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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