after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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