Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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