We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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