He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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