K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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