Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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