dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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