nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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