whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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