The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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