So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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