Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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