okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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