come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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