He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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