Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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