I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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