Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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