he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He did a backflip because drugs
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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