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(503): View more from Oregon

I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He is like the real live version of the state fair..

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'

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(480): View more from Arizona

I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours

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(720): View more from Colorado

I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.

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