Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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