There r osticjed everywhere
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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