It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im six kinds of drunk right now
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
