So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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