He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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