sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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