So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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