Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Panties = found
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