doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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