Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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