Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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