god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can text with my tongue
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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