well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so let's talk penis.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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