Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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