can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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