Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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