why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I AM VODKA MAN
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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