I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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