I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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