Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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