Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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