There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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