dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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