do herpes really smell.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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