I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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