He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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