tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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